THE PROTAGONISTS: Nineveh_uk and other bus passengers, Father, Small Girl
Lively SMALL GIRL is generally cheerful and wriggly. Eventually, FATHER succeeds in corralling SMALL GIRL on his lap, where she sits sideways fairly quietly.
SMALL GIRL's head subsides against FATHER's chest.
A few moments later, SMALL GIRL sits up abruptly and says in loud and asonished tones: "Daddy! Where are your boobies?"
Nineveh_uk and Passengers: Not-entirely-successfully suppressed gales of laughter.