(2) That bunch of people in the crowd in blue and yellow? The ones the camera keeps lingering on? The bloke who looks like a particularly dull banker with the glamorous wife? It's the Swedish royal family.
(3) I'm watching this on an overloaded internet stream, so that for most of the men's final I've only had sound and no picture, whilst BBC red button shows "25 Years of Eastenders Quiz".
(4) No! I don't know if he's looking pretty good. I can't see him!
(5) Good to see Nystand and Sachenbacher (Germany) win the women's - old faces from when I watched on Channel 4 and did the ironing.
(6) Men's race. Connection lost in the home straight! Come back on and Norway have stormed through. Wretched internet!
(7) Ski cross. If I wanted to watch people snonwplough and fall over I'd follow the nursery slope webcams.