Also, fandom, I am very disappointed. We have had "Amy's short skirts show her a slut" simultaneously with "Amy is depicted as a child with no sexuality", and "Amy is a rapist". And yet more than twenty-four hours after broadcast fez!fail is yet to hit the internet? Honestly, so much potential material there, and so little denunciation? I'm shocked.
The Fate of a Fez
Doctor: Thanks Tommy! Careful with that guillotine! All right, where shall we go. Let's see. I know it's Helen's birthday. Helen of Troy. Lovely woman. Not actually from Troy, of course. More like Asdifhaabitak, unfortunate accident - long story. We can take us a card, and she'll give us tea, or wine. Probably wine, with cheese in it. Funny people, the Spartans."
Doctor: Ready Ponds? Troy, here we come
[Some time later. Amy, Rory and the Doctor enter the Tardis to the sound of gunfire, looking rather dishevelled. The Doctor's fez is now a few shreds of smoking velvet.]
Rory: What the hell was that?
Doctor: Bit of a mistake with the time. Not quite the same civil war.
Amy: Not quite the same?
Doctor: About three thousand years. Give or take. But it does explain why Kemal banned the fez. I do feel bad about the exploding camel. Messy.