Never mind. It WILL be done tonight (because tomorrow night I have to pack and I am a terrible packer and will need all evening), and then I will never look at a fic again and think 'I can't do this'.
In another fandom entirely:
" 'Ow I 'ave longed to run my fingers through your short Gestapo 'air."
I cannot wait to have time to write this. The Communist Resistance make them do it...